When Life becomes too “Techno”…….

We Make Choices in Life …….. We can Choose to Relax and Enjoy ……or we can Choose to be Sucked into the Mayhem.  My Observations tell me that the Suckage is Clearly Winning.  Where’s Your Phone right Now?  🍎

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You’ve left home without your Phone……

You’re 30 minutes from home and you realize that your phone…your Blessed Companion …is sitting at home on your desk.  What do you do?  Right this second, and as you read those words, your Heart begins to pick up the tempo just a bit. You can’t help it cuz your phone has programmed you to freak when you get too far away from it. We’ve reached the point in our lives where, before you go to the Bathroom, you look around to bring your phone with you…”Just in Case”. It’s subconscious.

How exactly did we get here?  What is it about our tiny friend which DEMANDS that it be by our side every second of every day?  It’s very similar to Linus and his Blanket……or Charlie Brown and his Never-ending Book of Dreams.

I mentioned the Bathroom scene after seeing a report from Verizon stating that in the United States alone over 7,500 devices EACH YEAR somehow end their lives by way of “Drowning”…in a Toilet Bowl….by Accident.

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The first time I left my iPhone on my desk I was late for a VERY important gig and turning around to get it was NOT an option. I’ll admit that I was uncomfortable for at least a half hour and would unconsciously reach into my pocket…while driving…to check my messages. At one point I began to “LOL” as I realized what I was doing and I had to Force myself to settle down. Then a funny thing happened… I became strangely Calm.

Don’t get the wrong idea here as I actually USE my phone very little. I entered the Smart phone world with a Galaxy 3 and almost never used it. I had my iPhone 6 for years and as my sight was rapidly diminishing the phone became a bit of a problem because I couldn’t see the screen well… but was in PERFECT working order when the ad came out for the iPhone Plus…..in RED!  I actually used my diminishing sight as the rationalization for NEEDING the New phone and purchased the Clear Otterbox, the one that slides off of the seat of my car at the mere tap of the brake peddle, just so I could see Big Red.

I’ve not once ever put the phone in my back pocket as I see so many do. That seems a bit dangerous and MOST disrespectful to me so it lives in the pocket of my Denim jacket…. the jacket I wear even when it’s 110 degrees in the shade.

The Camera is Spectacular and  when going to a Shoot I’ll often use it along with my Nikon cuz it’s faster to grab the iPhone than it is to change lenses. 958c36291dc2e8e-a-nw-p.jpg

The application I TRULY enjoy about Smart Phones is Google Maps. It makes me wonder how I ever actually arrived at a destination before although I do CLEARLY recall opening a gigantic magazine-like printed book and trying to figure out where we were on MANY occasions. It’s much nicer listening to this Woman tell me that there’s JUST been an accident 2 miles ahead and she’s Re-routing me so I should get into the right Exit lane and exit the highway right Now!  How cool is that.

And speaking of Speaking, Siri is the Woman you see just to the left. She’s English, well mannered, drinks Oregon Chai and always ready to be called into action with a mere mention of her name.  However, being the realist that I am, I test her constantly…..just to see if she’s listening. Anyone who thinks that their phone doesn’t listen to you just for the fun of it is a Total Dreamer. If I’m with someone and the conversation is “Private”, my phone is shut down….as is any other phone in close proximity. Paranoid?  Nope.  Safe.

Bottom Line.  My phone sits right next to my Keys and I’ve now become quite comfortable grabbing said keys and leaving Red right where it sits…..and leaving the Loft for an entire day without missing it a bit……Why?  Because I can.  🎩  🍎  ❤️

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I’m Overwhelmed….and Humbled. ❤️

I owe MANY people an apology of sorts. When I began posting here on WordPress just a couple of weeks ago I expected that the response to my posts would be the same as on Instagram and Twitter….Non-Existant. Instead, I’m going to have to get a bigger Mailbox.  I promise, as I get to know what these buttons do, I’ll try to Connect with all of you who’ve been so kind as to send me the Notes that you have. Until I can figure them out, I ask for your patience. 🎩 🍎

Having said that, I’m fully aware that 20% of you are going to turn out to be Creepy, usually Men wearing a Woman’s Profile, and another 20% will be trying to sell me something that Nobody wants or needs.  I don’t say those words as a way to “dis” anyone….cuz as you’ll discover, I simply say what I feel…..I use my own name on EVERYTHING that I write, no exceptions, and there are some topics that I’m simply unable and unwilling to answer if they hit areas I’m not comfortable with.

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As an example, MANY of the notes I receive are asking about my Days at Fender Musical Instruments. Yes, I’m that guy…..and Yes, I enjoyed much of what I did there, Worked hard for Every Award that I was presented, and I received many…by refusing to follow the “Rule Book”…..but imagine if you will that you spent a large part of your life working for “Dunkin’ Donuts”….. Would you want to spend your “Golden Years” talking about “Dunkin’ Donuts”?  I didn’t think so. I’m ALWAYS more than happy to share what I recall about “RB Classics”…..my stuff from the Custom Shop.  🍎 🤔

Having said that, should you wish to discuss Michael Tobias Design aka “MTD” or “Ernie Ball/Music Man”, I’m all ears. Hofner is also biggie for me as well…..McCartney is still “My Guy”….so that’s to be expected. I ADORE Rickenbacker as well……but if you’re one of those RIC owners who still has the American Flag decal on your RIC, I’ll make fun of you …Mercilessly…..and do so in front of your Friends. I simply can’t help myself.IMG_5863.jpg

I’ll hit one other point here and then let you go.  I’m OFTEN accused by people who don’t know a THING about me as being “Sexist”. I’ve never figured that out but those doing the accusing usually refer to the pictures I post and my favorite quote of all time is this:  “Rich, you never post pictures of Ugly Women.” ….. and then the Sender of said note/DM Blocked me.  I’m fine with that cuz I’ve never met an “Ugly Woman”. When God made us She made Women in her Image and then made Men out of the Spare Parts she had laying around and using an Etch-a-Sketch as her drawing board.  I suspect that the board hit the floor a couple of times as She laughed hysterically, drawing a Male making love to his partner while still wearing Shoes and Socks. To be fair, she stuck Women with the need to purchase every pair of Shoes they can Find. I’ve never understood that either. 👠

I was working for a Bass Amp company for a VERY Short time and was sitting in a Sales Meeting, my first with them, and witnessed a soon-to-be-released advertisement presentation showing a scantily clad woman sitting seductively on a Speaker Cabinet as a Male Bass Player did his thing. The message was Clear. Men do the Playing and Women have the Orgasms while melting on the Vibrating Cabinet. It was the most disgusting thing I’d ever seen in the Music Industry…..and I’ve seen MANY…so I closed my briefcase, told those in attendance that they would fail as a Company within a year (they did) and I walked out. I’ve often been embarrassed to be a Male…..and to SEE what Men will write to a Woman…Online. Let’s be Clear….the NUMBER of Rude Men was shrinking ….until Trump made it Cool to be a “Public Pig”….now it’s rising again.  I Support Women in Music….. and in Life. Sexist?  I think Not. You’ll form your own opinions as you get to know me….as will I…concerning you.  ❤️

Who’s this?  @GretchenMenn  One of the most Talented Guitar Players on the Planet….. and what’s she playing?  A MusicMan guitar.  Do I adore her?  I do.  Why?  Cuz she’s Amazingly Kind….as well as Blazingly Talented. b1747533-cc29-407d-84a3-947ceababe11.jpg

Bottom Line:  That Video up top. Did you give it a Look and a Listen?  If not, please do. I just found this and haven’t been able to connect with the Singer…..but if we were to apply a few Suggestions I think She could be a Monster.  ☕️

Bass-ically Yours,
Rich Briere  🎩  🍎

So….I Received a Phone Call…..

The Phone Call came from a dear friend….one who knows I don’t watch Television…and she told me to turn on CNN. As she’s not one to kid about the important things in life I did as she suggested. Sure enough, there it was…an Advertisement from Facebook !!!  They were looking to sell Space to NEW USERS? !!!  Say what!?  The Facebook Empire is Collapsing  so quickly that they’re advertising on Television in order to try and stop the Bleeding??  Yup. When’s the last time you saw an advertisement of ANY kind from Facebook!?  Well, the ads are out there now. Facebook needs new Sheep.

Obviously, I’m not a Fan of Facebook.  I was. At one time I wasn’t just a “Fan”…I was an Addict….just like You.  Once I discovered what the “Real Deal” was with those Clowns I began the Slow but VERY Neccesary process of DELETING every word I’d ever written on Facebook. I removed every picture, every post, every album and every Direct Message…a process which took me a couple hours a day for almost three months. Finally, there it was…a completely Blank Screen….filled only with one last form letter from Facebook….asking what I was doing. “You can’t do that!  Your Account is is Danger!”

They asked MAimages.jpegNY times during the process as that’s their money being flushed down the Drain. You with me here? Facebook isn’t FREE….cuz we’re the product being Sold…for Big Buck$. And the real kicker came during the Congressional Hearings…when it was admitted that they don’t just keep an Eye on you when you’re on Facebook. They know where you are online at all times. Does your Mother know where you go…online?  I didn’t think so. 🙂

One of the things which amazes me to this day is that, if the Government asked you to publish where your Children were at all times of the day and Night, you’d go nuts….and yet people do it all day long on Facebook….without so much as a Care. Somebody fill me in on that process…. PLEASE…cuz I TRULY don’t get that one. I don’t have any kids…but I still feel some sense of responsibility to protect yours.  Perhaps you knowing how many Pedophiles inhabit the walls of Facebook, each looking for prey, YOUR KIDS,would help you along in regaining your senses.

Until we meet again…..let’s join keyboards and Celebrate as we watch the Fall of the Empire….cuz the Emperor has No Clothes!! Facebook is Draining at an incredible Rate.

Unknown-1.jpegPS:  I do realize that Admitting that you’re an Addict is tough….it was for me, too. And removing all of your Content sounds like a lot of work…..but I had a Shit-TON of content. You might have far less….and you DO want to leave your Account Spotless when you turn the key for the last time and Hit DELETE…not DEACTIVATE. Should you simply delete YOUR account “AS IS”, YOUR Content, every word, becomes THEIR Content….and they’ll simply continue to sell it…Forever.    Questions?  🎩

Richard Page ~ He Snuck up on Me.

Richard Page ~ Mr Mister Goes it Alone.

Richard REALLY came to me via Ringo. I’d known of him before but it was seeing and hearing him Live with Ringo where he really grabbed me and I could relate to every word he spoke…Every move he Made…Every Note he played. I then sought him out…found his Website and, in the process, gave myself permission to continue to Hope for Happiness within my own Music.

Once again, I’m flying out the door and still recovering from Double Trouble….a Recent Eye Surgery followed two days later by a Whopping Sinus Infection which is now holding my Lungs Hostage. Get to know Richard. Visit his site and learn with and from him.  The World needs more Heroes…..Humble Heroes…..and he IS that…..and much More.

Richard Page ~ Singer / Songwriter / Gentleman

Good Golly Miss Molly!

My posts in the next few days will be Brief and to the Point as I’m working on 27 different projects…IMG_3156.jpg but having just left Instagram I wanted to get a bit of Content on here so those stopping by won’t think me a Sloth.

My favorite WordPress site these days is right here…..as our Heroes, Steve and Molly Gowa, are doing a bit of..uhm…”housecleaning”.  I think you’re gonna’ LOVE this tale…and the pics are fabulous. Go ahead…..Click…and Behold.  ❤️

The Ultimate “Before and After” ~ Molly Gowa

Life: Before and After Meds.

So here’s one of those posts which, 5 minutes after I post it, …I’ll wish I hadn’t.  Ready?

I had a stroke awhile back and was immediately put on about a dozen meds…..In a imagesrelatively short period of time my personality changed…..My Creativity was gone and I was incapable of expressing Emotion. ….  cuz I simply didn’t HAVE any Emotion.  Tears were a thing of the past. I didn’t KNOW that they were gone……cuz the Anti-depressants  and other Fun-Pharmas kept a tight lid on what my Mind would allow. I had Dreams that would cause Stephen King to Shit himself……and I had them every night. In other words…..I was becoming a Zombie without a Clue. Then I smashed my BACK to pieces. Aging Sucks……so I now ignore it.  ❤ ❤   YOU can get old if you’d like…..but I’m NOT going with you.

Why am I telling you this?  Cuz I just read the report on how many Americans eat pills like Candy……and Now Heroin has become HUGE with our / your kids.

So…..shortly after quitting Coca-Cola (2 2-litre bottles a day) and all soft drinks)…..and going through the withdrawal (and trust me….there is one when you quit Caffeine), I consulted one of the most brilliant medical minds in the Country on how to take the next Step.

Me:  I can’t take this anymore……this shit is killing me. I’m not going to take another pill.

Doc:  If you go Cold Turkey…..You’ll Die. No Joke. You’ll Die.

Me: Death wasn’t really something I was looking forward to…..but neither is living to be 85 and wearing diapers.

Doc:  OK…..Here’s the plan. In 2 months, you’ll be clean.

images-1Results after following “The Plan:  I’m clean…..have been for a couple of months now. Life has never been better. I sleep like a baby…..eat too much pizza…..but….My Mind has returned. My Music is better. My “Essential shakes” have disappeared…..and, get this, I CRY when I watch sad movies!!!  Holy Crap!!! Where did THAT come from!!??

There’s a Reason why. In TV Commercials, they repeat the symptoms you could “Experience” while distracting you with film of folks having a Great Time. Naked in a Bath tub…Holding Hands!  If you HEAR the same message time after time the message means NOTHING to you…..What you SEE takes over…..and you no longer think the Symptoms “Including Death”…..could happen to you. Guess what?  They Can….and they Do. So….Ask YOUR Doctor if LIVING is Right for You.

Do yourself a Favor…..Get a Second Opinion. ….. and a third if need be….cuz Big Pharma sends some Doctors on Nice Vacations if they keep selling “Lots of Product”.   STRONGLY consider getting off of that shit…cuz it WILL kill you. Your Mind is a Terrible thing to Waste.

My thanks to my 3 Docs, none of whom knew one another, who had a phone conference…..and especially my Neurologist who called me at home at 10 P.M that night and talked to me for more than an Hour.

Bottom Line.  You’re NOT Nuts……but Pills take over your Body AND your Mind and they CHANGE You. Consider getting Yourself back……Does it suck for a couple of weeks?  Yup……then you Spread your Wings and you Fly…. like a Friggin’ Eagle. You’re a Champion……cuz Mother Nature made you one.

Good Luck.  Rich Briere.

images-2.jpegFootnote:  I’m not a Doctor nor do I play one on TV…..but in the Department of “Everything Happens for a Reason”…..I’d like to thank Several folks and your names will appear in the Comments below so as not to cause you to remove Tags……but a Special Thanks to the entire Porcaro Family…..because, with Love and Respect to all of you, your Losses gave me back MY Life.  I owe each of you in a HUGE Way.

The Players on this Tune got me through my Darkest Days during my Withdrawal….not the Message… as Much as the Guys Delivering it…….  Love and Peace to All. ❤ ❤ ❤

Life is Bassilicious…….  Rich Briere

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