When Life becomes too “Techno”…….

We Make Choices in Life …….. We can Choose to Relax and Enjoy ……or we can Choose to be Sucked into the Mayhem.  My Observations tell me that the Suckage is Clearly Winning.  Where’s Your Phone right Now?  🍎

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You’ve left home without your Phone……

You’re 30 minutes from home and you realize that your phone…your Blessed Companion …is sitting at home on your desk.  What do you do?  Right this second, and as you read those words, your Heart begins to pick up the tempo just a bit. You can’t help it cuz your phone has programmed you to freak when you get too far away from it. We’ve reached the point in our lives where, before you go to the Bathroom, you look around to bring your phone with you…”Just in Case”. It’s subconscious.

How exactly did we get here?  What is it about our tiny friend which DEMANDS that it be by our side every second of every day?  It’s very similar to Linus and his Blanket……or Charlie Brown and his Never-ending Book of Dreams.

I mentioned the Bathroom scene after seeing a report from Verizon stating that in the United States alone over 7,500 devices EACH YEAR somehow end their lives by way of “Drowning”…in a Toilet Bowl….by Accident.

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The first time I left my iPhone on my desk I was late for a VERY important gig and turning around to get it was NOT an option. I’ll admit that I was uncomfortable for at least a half hour and would unconsciously reach into my pocket…while driving…to check my messages. At one point I began to “LOL” as I realized what I was doing and I had to Force myself to settle down. Then a funny thing happened… I became strangely Calm.

Don’t get the wrong idea here as I actually USE my phone very little. I entered the Smart phone world with a Galaxy 3 and almost never used it. I had my iPhone 6 for years and as my sight was rapidly diminishing the phone became a bit of a problem because I couldn’t see the screen well… but was in PERFECT working order when the ad came out for the iPhone Plus…..in RED!  I actually used my diminishing sight as the rationalization for NEEDING the New phone and purchased the Clear Otterbox, the one that slides off of the seat of my car at the mere tap of the brake peddle, just so I could see Big Red.

I’ve not once ever put the phone in my back pocket as I see so many do. That seems a bit dangerous and MOST disrespectful to me so it lives in the pocket of my Denim jacket…. the jacket I wear even when it’s 110 degrees in the shade.

The Camera is Spectacular and  when going to a Shoot I’ll often use it along with my Nikon cuz it’s faster to grab the iPhone than it is to change lenses. 958c36291dc2e8e-a-nw-p.jpg

The application I TRULY enjoy about Smart Phones is Google Maps. It makes me wonder how I ever actually arrived at a destination before although I do CLEARLY recall opening a gigantic magazine-like printed book and trying to figure out where we were on MANY occasions. It’s much nicer listening to this Woman tell me that there’s JUST been an accident 2 miles ahead and she’s Re-routing me so I should get into the right Exit lane and exit the highway right Now!  How cool is that.

And speaking of Speaking, Siri is the Woman you see just to the left. She’s English, well mannered, drinks Oregon Chai and always ready to be called into action with a mere mention of her name.  However, being the realist that I am, I test her constantly…..just to see if she’s listening. Anyone who thinks that their phone doesn’t listen to you just for the fun of it is a Total Dreamer. If I’m with someone and the conversation is “Private”, my phone is shut down….as is any other phone in close proximity. Paranoid?  Nope.  Safe.

Bottom Line.  My phone sits right next to my Keys and I’ve now become quite comfortable grabbing said keys and leaving Red right where it sits…..and leaving the Loft for an entire day without missing it a bit……Why?  Because I can.  🎩  🍎  ❤️

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Life: Before and After Meds.

So here’s one of those posts which, 5 minutes after I post it, …I’ll wish I hadn’t.  Ready?

I had a stroke awhile back and was immediately put on about a dozen meds…..In a imagesrelatively short period of time my personality changed…..My Creativity was gone and I was incapable of expressing Emotion. ….  cuz I simply didn’t HAVE any Emotion.  Tears were a thing of the past. I didn’t KNOW that they were gone……cuz the Anti-depressants  and other Fun-Pharmas kept a tight lid on what my Mind would allow. I had Dreams that would cause Stephen King to Shit himself……and I had them every night. In other words…..I was becoming a Zombie without a Clue. Then I smashed my BACK to pieces. Aging Sucks……so I now ignore it.  ❤ ❤   YOU can get old if you’d like…..but I’m NOT going with you.

Why am I telling you this?  Cuz I just read the report on how many Americans eat pills like Candy……and Now Heroin has become HUGE with our / your kids.

So…..shortly after quitting Coca-Cola (2 2-litre bottles a day) and all soft drinks)…..and going through the withdrawal (and trust me….there is one when you quit Caffeine), I consulted one of the most brilliant medical minds in the Country on how to take the next Step.

Me:  I can’t take this anymore……this shit is killing me. I’m not going to take another pill.

Doc:  If you go Cold Turkey…..You’ll Die. No Joke. You’ll Die.

Me: Death wasn’t really something I was looking forward to…..but neither is living to be 85 and wearing diapers.

Doc:  OK…..Here’s the plan. In 2 months, you’ll be clean.

images-1Results after following “The Plan:  I’m clean…..have been for a couple of months now. Life has never been better. I sleep like a baby…..eat too much pizza…..but….My Mind has returned. My Music is better. My “Essential shakes” have disappeared…..and, get this, I CRY when I watch sad movies!!!  Holy Crap!!! Where did THAT come from!!??

There’s a Reason why. In TV Commercials, they repeat the symptoms you could “Experience” while distracting you with film of folks having a Great Time. Naked in a Bath tub…Holding Hands!  If you HEAR the same message time after time the message means NOTHING to you…..What you SEE takes over…..and you no longer think the Symptoms “Including Death”…..could happen to you. Guess what?  They Can….and they Do. So….Ask YOUR Doctor if LIVING is Right for You.

Do yourself a Favor…..Get a Second Opinion. ….. and a third if need be….cuz Big Pharma sends some Doctors on Nice Vacations if they keep selling “Lots of Product”.   STRONGLY consider getting off of that shit…cuz it WILL kill you. Your Mind is a Terrible thing to Waste.

My thanks to my 3 Docs, none of whom knew one another, who had a phone conference…..and especially my Neurologist who called me at home at 10 P.M that night and talked to me for more than an Hour.

Bottom Line.  You’re NOT Nuts……but Pills take over your Body AND your Mind and they CHANGE You. Consider getting Yourself back……Does it suck for a couple of weeks?  Yup……then you Spread your Wings and you Fly…. like a Friggin’ Eagle. You’re a Champion……cuz Mother Nature made you one.

Good Luck.  Rich Briere.

images-2.jpegFootnote:  I’m not a Doctor nor do I play one on TV…..but in the Department of “Everything Happens for a Reason”…..I’d like to thank Several folks and your names will appear in the Comments below so as not to cause you to remove Tags……but a Special Thanks to the entire Porcaro Family…..because, with Love and Respect to all of you, your Losses gave me back MY Life.  I owe each of you in a HUGE Way.

The Players on this Tune got me through my Darkest Days during my Withdrawal….not the Message… as Much as the Guys Delivering it…….  Love and Peace to All. ❤ ❤ ❤

Life is Bassilicious…….  Rich Briere

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